June 2012
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tanku:
this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
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May 2012
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togepi:
what if everyone was actually their icons
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omg
thestarkinwinterfell:
psychadeliachild:
In career news, rumors have been swirling that the 26-year-old actress may be getting a starring role in one of the most anticipated sequels “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.” Dianna Agron is rumored to possibly play the winner from District 7, Johanna Mason. Other stars who may also be vying for the same character are Amanda Seyfried and Emma Watson.
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“Empires of the Smoky Skies: Build flying airships and huge tractor-like tanks...”
– Civilization V: Gods and Kings
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WHY DO I KEEP USING THE WORD 'TROPES' IN MY FORMAL...
FUCK YOU INTERNET
you’ve ruined me
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my classmates were just talking about browser history and that reminded me
y’know how you can tell you’re a shifty kind of character with a macbook?
while in greece we went to a computer store and started using the floor model macbooks to satisfy our need for internets, and just for privacy reasons we went onto private browsing
and even though i couldn’t read the language
i...
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thestarkinwinterfell replied to your post: writing my essay that’s due fifth period? more…
well played, sir
yeah i’m pretty much the most responsible student
but tbh i don’t want to write a comparative essay on R&J and Antigone
it’s boring and stupid
can i write it on aSoIaF instead
writing my essay that’s due fifth period?
more like wasting time on tumblr!
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krejcithegoon:
sarahxhockey:
why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate
we are a bromance
we should act as bros
#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of...
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I haven’t spent the entire day singing The Philosophers song by Python in my head and out loud
That would be absurd and to claim so would be completely erroneous and fictitious.
D&D NEXT PLAYTESTING IS OPEN MOFO'S
i demand to be involved
not gonna let 4th happen again
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just watched a 1943 Donald Duck cartoon in which donald duck wakes up as a nazi…
it’s so beautifully propagandistic
and seventy years on it’s terrifying…
WW2 was not a fun time, i imagine.
I don't want ANY of this music
listening to the iTunes samples of the soundtrack for season 2
WHY WOULD I WANT THIS
IT’LL JUST POP UP WHEN MY MUSIC IS SHUFFLING
AND SEND ME INTO VIOLENT FITS OF TEARS AND FEELS
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all this stuff i see about glee on my dash reminds me of the Mass Effect 3 uproar
WELCOME TO THE CLUB
WE HAVE FREE TEE-SHIRTS
THEY ONLY COME IN BLUE GREEN OR RED BUT THEY’RE ALL 50% COTTON 40% POLYESTER 10% ASS
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so i wrote a thing
it’s about 500 words, and i’m probably going to continue it
it’s based on a dream i had a while ago that physically pained me to wake up from and depressed me for the rest of the day because i loved it so much
nothing really happens so don’t read it if you don’t want to
i just thought it was cool
kk?
[[MORE]]
As Dominic walked...
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i’m going to write for the last like thirty minutes i’m awake
this is a rare occurrence and should be viewed with distrust and malcontempt
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Watch
is this what boys do when they hang out
1612th:
This girl in bio just asked how to spell ‘DNA’
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, it’s very challenging to remember, I understand
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the mad hatter just tripped me the fuck out
i’m fighting bunnies on a clock
wat
freeze just went from helping batman to betraying batman cos he’s butthurt about his wife being stolen to getting punched in the face by batman to helping batman again in the course of one “scene”
wat
joker please stop calling me
it’s getting weird now
we’re just friends man
playing batman arkham city
joker has recently become batman’s overbearing girlfriend
wat
"Edd, fetch me a block"
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“Today Obama did more than make a logical step. He let go of fear. He is clearly...”
– Andrew Sullivan (via liberalsarecool)
soulofthedrill:
ancient aliens on tv and they theorized that king arthur’s sword from the stone actually had biometrics in it so that it could only recognize him and be pulled out by him alone
god
get-dick:
Why can’t “Reek” rhyme with pleasant things like sleek, chic, or unique?
