January 2012
144 posts
The Lemon Party of Canada
timespaceandsea:
sweetdisdain:
The Lemon Party has pledged to:
Restructure Canada’s economy to be centred on lemon production
Support global warming so lemons can be grown in Canada
Abolish Toronto
Repeal the law of gravity
Introduce baby eating as the national sport
lol abolish Toronto
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Talking to my friend who just started reading GoT
and her opinions are so different from mine…
and SO naive.
She’ll be so very shocked to learn what happens to all her favourite characters, slowly crumbling around her, dropping like flies.
and i’ll be laughing the whole time.
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever just hold your boobs for no reason
i hate
fucking
everything.
No computer, don’t restart when i’m fucking factoring a 112 digit number
it’s not like that takes a great deal of time and a constant computer.
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Normal TV writers/creators plugging their show: hey guys new episode tonight hope you tune in you're great fans x
Moffat & Gatiss: HEY INTERNET GUESS WHAT WHEN YOU WATCH THE NEW EPISODE YOU WILL PROBABLY BE EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED FOREVER DANCE MONKEYS DANCE LOOK AT YOU ALL FLAILING HAHAHA HERE IS A FOREBODING QUOTE OR TWO FROM ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE NOW WE WILL MOCK YOU FURTHER BY TWEETING EACH OTHER IN THAT FRUSTRATINGLY SMUG WAY THAT YOU REALLY ACTUALLY LOVE HAHA SUFFER FOREVER CHANCES ARE YOU WON'T SURVIVE THIS EPISODE DID YOU KNOW THAT HUH HUH HUH DID YOU HAHAH PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN TROLOLOLOL DID YOU KNOW OUR FAVOURITE THING IS WHEN YOU ARE ALL SOBBING FOREVER OVER OUR SHOW PLEASE EXCUSE US WHILE WE SIT BACK AND WATCH YOU ALL COMBUST FROM OUR GLORIOUS CREATION 9pm BBC One.
