Normal TV writers/creators plugging their show:
hey guys new episode tonight hope you tune in you're great fans x
Moffat & Gatiss:
HEY INTERNET GUESS WHAT WHEN YOU WATCH THE NEW EPISODE YOU WILL PROBABLY BE EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED FOREVER DANCE MONKEYS DANCE LOOK AT YOU ALL FLAILING HAHAHA HERE IS A FOREBODING QUOTE OR TWO FROM ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE NOW WE WILL MOCK YOU FURTHER BY TWEETING EACH OTHER IN THAT FRUSTRATINGLY SMUG WAY THAT YOU REALLY ACTUALLY LOVE HAHA SUFFER FOREVER CHANCES ARE YOU WON'T SURVIVE THIS EPISODE DID YOU KNOW THAT HUH HUH HUH DID YOU HAHAH PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN TROLOLOLOL DID YOU KNOW OUR FAVOURITE THING IS WHEN YOU ARE ALL SOBBING FOREVER OVER OUR SHOW PLEASE EXCUSE US WHILE WE SIT BACK AND WATCH YOU ALL COMBUST FROM OUR GLORIOUS CREATION 9pm BBC One.
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Okay, so I feel like there’s been a resurgence recently of people opining that everything bad that Jaime Lannister does is basically manipulated by Cersei’s evil vagina and I saw a comment on a discussion board recently saying that the “things I do for love” line proves…
“Yes, but I’m the KING. Margaery says that everyone has to do what the king says. I want my white courser saddled on the morrow so Ser Loras can teach me how to joust. I want a kitten too, and I don’t want to eat beets.”—
Tommen ‘Baratheon’. A Song of Ice and Fire. “A Feast for Crows”. Page 505.