"Hey, didn't you use to have a crush on..."
Relieved to find that when Eset says "Port...
it means “You have a family.” Thanks for reminding me Eset, glad that we’re on the same page here.
CANADA IS PASSING A SOPA COPY IN 14 DAYS. EVEN IF... →
demonauphe: astudyintruffle: forgottenplayground: itsrainingcatsandpumps: the letter is already written, so all you have to do is click send. Reblogging for all you Canadians out there.
wvnderbar: i bet my love life is a disaster because i never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade
I forgot to blink
I was just chilling there, listening to dubstep, and BOOM, i was tearing up.
I'm thinking of pulling an Uzbekistan this...
They cancelled Valentine’s day, and so can you!
mcavoyhasladyhips: youdingus: a catholic priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. he orders a beer.
Tumblr Of Thrones: The Bigass Things I Hate In... →
fantastiquecollective: Most fantasy maps are really, really horrible. Here’s some of the worst offenders: Eragon-world: The At Least One of Everything Fantasy Map. Goodkind-land: The All the Borders Perfectly Follow Geographic Features Fantasy Map. … the worst part about this was i kept looking at the maps and thinking “where the fuck is that from”...
Someone come talk to me
Scones • ˈskōns • noun.
cpmsmith: NOT SKOWNS, SCONES. LIKE SKONS.
dondarrion: Mitch Daniels was one of those top-tier GOP presidential candidates who declined to run in 2012. Tonight he delivers the Republican rebuttal to President Obama’s State of the Union address. Portraying Obama’s new populist tack as classic class warfare, Daniels will say, ” We do not accept that ours will ever be a nation of haves and have nots; we must always be a nation of haves...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Teenage girl: I’m so tired of everyone reblogging skinny women all the time. No wonder so many girls are anorexic and hate themselves. We need to start accepting and loving who we are and posting more beautiful, full-figured women! Teenage girl: *Reblogs shirtless Zac Efron.* Teenage girl: *Reblogs shirtless Ryan Gosling.* Teenage girl: *Reblogs naked David...
If your pants were a .rar file, I would unzip them
But in reality they’re a .tar.gz file, and I’m a windows user so there’s a whole bunch of complicated shit I’ve gotta go through and move them over to my unix shell and shit man it ain’t even worth it What I’m trying to say is that while it may be hard to get laid, it’s harder to use perl scripts and shit when you’re running windows and dont know...
I've never had a Valentine.
So for my Careers summative, the teacher suggested...
Lollipop lollipop /Oh lolli lolli lolli /Lollipop lollipop/Oh lolli lolli lolli /Lollipop lollipop/Oh lolli lolli lolli /Lollipop (pop) There is a Reaper, whose name is Death, And, with his sickle keen, He reaps the bearded grain at a breath, And the flowers that grow between. Lollipop lollipop /Oh lolli lolli lolli /Lollipop lollipop/Oh lolli lolli lolli /Lollipop lollipop/Oh lolli lolli...
Reblog if your penis is perfect.
i-am-watsoned: peeacewillfinduswithharmony: don’t like to brag but… ;)
plantagenet: Internet, you are making me so frustrated today! You are 20 years old, goddamn it! I’m gonna go walk the dog and then I’ll come back and see if you are ready to act like a grown up.
FOUND THE OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE PETITION TO STOP...
i'm not dead. let's have dinner.:... →
gleekilicious:vondell-swain: having my life analyzed by Sherlock would be the most terrifying thing “I can tell by the way you hold your hands that you spend hours each day either playing the piano or typing. Judging from the way your wrists bend - from a low angle to a high - you…
Ok, but people are dying. I don’t like it.– A succinct but profound observation, both on life and A Song of Ice and Fire, from my friend Meghan as she reads Game of Thrones.