Reblog for a 'fuck, marry, kill' in your ask.
You’ve seen our numbers, Edmure. You’ve seen the ladders, the towers, the...– Jaime Lannister, A Feast for Crows
Anonymous asked: Does this nevin have a tumblr?
Things characters in ASOIAF need to realize #1
swordinthedarkness: Don’t fuck with Barristan Selmy.
That prancing fool? What do you want with him, cunt? If it’s a fuck you need,...– George R.R. Martin - A Dance with Dragons I love this quote, the last sentence is so very true. (via lifeofi)
"Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit...
Anonymous asked: Which one of your followers would you date?
Reblog if you'd date one of your followers.
And who are you, the proud lord said, That I must bow so low? Only a cat of a...– George R.R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire
006. I'm scared of masks, horses, honey badgers,...
ivegotplacesivegotfriends: But not heights or rollercoasters or anything like that. honeybadger doesn’t give a shit that you’re afraid of it.
NCW: I had one … interesting incident with Dungeons & Dragons. I was...– Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
he accidentally got high and played D&D. http://www.esquire.com/blogs/mens-fashion/nikolaj-coster-waldau-interview-0411 <3
Tumblr Of Thrones: Tower of the Hands Top 30... →
swordinthedarkness: Top 30 Characters according to the fans over at towerofthehand.com. Clicking a name sends you to a corresponding essay on each character. #30 Duncan the Tall #29 Robert Baratheon #28 Catelyn Stark #27 Syrio Forel #26 Stannis Baratheon #25 Arthur…
do I like Lord Beric?
lionmanlannister: am i allowed to like him? or is he actually awful? I JUST DON’T KNOW You’re so allowed to like him. he’s a sex machine.
oh my fuck guys
my mom loves me, she’s getting me first edition first printing signed ASOIAF books and signed limited edition slipcovers of the entire series too (even though those aren’t out yet, she knows a guy) <3 fucking amazing.
Do I get the first four ASOIAF books, first edition, inscribed (with another dude’s name but still it’s GRRM) for like $500? I really waaant tooooo
Anonymous asked: Liar.
Liking the Lannister family is not an unpopular...
swordinthedarkness: Just needed to throw that out there. I don’t know many people who hate the Lannisters. Individual ones I could see that. Hating a whole family collectively is reserved for Freys. Well cersei’s a cunt, but I don’t see the entire family getting hated… Lancel’s a tool, but both Kevan and Tywin are hyper-competent badasses, no matter how monstrous Tywin...
'Brown Bears are mammals'
ivegotplacesivegotfriends: apotheosismachine: ivegotplacesivegotfriends: ‘Uhm, I’m going to say… true. But i’m not so sure…’ holy fuck i hate are you smarter than a fifth grader. people make me angry oh dear. ‘Sound can not travel through water’ ‘I’m going to use cheat, because I have no idea’ jihytcrsvxrtcyubgh okay i can’t watch this … maybe that’s the point of the...
'Brown Bears are mammals'
ivegotplacesivegotfriends: ‘Uhm, I’m going to say… true. But i’m not so sure…’ holy fuck i hate are you smarter than a fifth grader. people make me angry oh dear.
housestarkofwinterfell: thestarkinwinterfell: gold-notebook: onefootinthegrave: getting double-r’d: when you become fond of a character in George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire, only to have them die a horrible death soon after. This is ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. I am going to start using this like it’s my last night in King’s Landing. This whole post is so cheesy it’s a bit...
I’m not giving up gambling,” Mat muttered. “Or drinking.” “So I believe you’ve...– The Gathering Storm by Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson (via bahnree)