March 2013
1 post
February 2013
15 posts
grrrlfever:
hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
hasselthehoff:
i’m gonna BEAT YOU UP, PUNK
on your mouth
with my mouth
really gently and with passion
December 2012
2 posts
1 tag
November 2012
7 posts
2 tags
High five my tongue with your tongue
martymcfliesintothesun:
how do you tell a girl politely you want to push her against a wall and make out with her
macmanusmurph asked: Aw bb I love you too
2 tags
I dumped some litmus paper on your bitch and it all turned blue cause she basic as hell
1 tag
October 2012
18 posts
the-lion-hearted:
Wow what perfect weather to snuggle with a significant other.
Obama for America: A word from the President →
barackobama:
In which the President contributes a blog post to this Tumblr (really):
We’re three cities and 12 hours into our 48-hour marathon extravaganza fly-around tour—and I couldn’t ask for a better way to kick off the last few days of the last campaign I’ll ever run.
Being out here brings back so…
“Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had...”
– Hugo Schwyzer (via lana-michelle)
kirkwoodisinoregon:
You have never been behind contraceptive access for women, Mittens
You have never been behind health care rights for women, Mittens
You have never been behind abortion rights for women, Mittens
You have never been for giving access to Planned Parenthood, Mittens
Don’t fucking lie now
cyanium:
sunset-orange-peeta:
bitcheslovethecato:
Amanda Todd?
Yeah, shit sucks, but kids commit suicide everyday…
So why does she have a huge Facebook page and you hear about it 24/7?
Because she was GOOD LOOKING.
What about all the other ones? The overweights, the awkwards, the ‘uglies’? They get forgotten and no one gives a fuck.
In the end, society is all about the good...
cosmo sex tip #466
instead of moaning , inform him that Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.
letsgoyen:
wasntthatafunnyday:
blainesbuttocks:
singing the male and female parts of a song because nobody loves you
the inner conflict when the female starts singing before the male finishes his part and you don’t know whether to finish the male part or just sing the female part immediately
#i simply must BUT BABY IT’s i’ve got to COLD OUSTIfather will start toBEAUTIFUL WHAT’s
me
...
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
anch0vies:
spazztastic-muffin:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
““Empowered” and “sexy” are not universally synonymous. That a woman is not a sex...”
– Rachel Edidin talks about portraying female superhero characters at Comic Alliance (via georgethecat)
2 tags
“We had our first debate last night. And when I got onto the stage, I met this...”
– President Obama in Denver, CO today (via barackobama)
ramenjesus:
welcome to the 2012 presidential debate where everything is made up and the points don’t matter
1talian:
all i have is this blog and my virginity
September 2012
38 posts
If this gets 200k notes by the time I graduate...
thatgleekywholockianhead:
leader-of-the-shadows:
thefantasticten:
the-smart-brother:
ignoratio-elenchi:
thatgleekywholockianhead:
Worthwhile cause.
there better be a damn video
i have NO regret reblogging this
There BETTER be a friggin’ video
I normally don’t reblog my own post but this was necessary. OH MY GOD PEOPLE I PROMISE THERE WILL BE A VIDEO.
spunky-dragon-with-deadly-legs:
ugh dude she totally boyfriendzoned me. i cant believe it man ive been nothing if not friendly to her. all i wanted was to be able to have a movie night with a friend every once in a while but now im expected to kiss her too. ugh man im so upset right now this happens with literally every girl i meet
spaceballs-the-url:
“no homo” I shouted as they revealed a skull that was clearly australopithecus
3 tags
saltbender:
let’s think about how men never have to settle for the “geeky” and “nerdy girl” and how there are dozens of movies where the ugly little duckling is transformed to this gorgeous woman so that the male character can be with her
and how there are dozens of movies where women are taught to look past looks and see that those “nerdy” guys are actually really great
1 tag
Send me an 'unf' if you think I'm attractive.
bakebreak:
banta
1 tag
ugh i texted her
