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brucebannerd:

Happy Easter from me and Corbin (my new boyfriend)

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  • Question: Two of my friend have been auguring on whether one of them is a Timmy or a Johnny, so we are turning to you to end it. He has a Commander deck that uses Survival of the Fittest and Elvish Piper to play any creature in the deck. She says because he is using a combo that makes him a Johnny. He says that the combo is meaningless and that, he simply enjoys the feeling of playing all his creatures from the deck. Please Maro your our only hope. - masterhelion
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    markrosewater:

    Psychographics are about why you play. Using a combo doesn’t make you a Johnny. Wanting to use Magic as a means to express yourself makes you a Johnny. I rule your friend is a Timmy.

    Court is now adjourned.

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just had an excellent discussion of eminem with a medic named slim shady on tf2 because i started typing the lyrics to stan after he healed me

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shitty heinz spaghetti + sriracha = sexually arousing almost midnight meal

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tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend’s majestic huskies." -Hellbetty42
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druggiefresh:

the stupidest thing ive ever done was expect a kleptomaniac to understand my jokes. dude took everything literally.

(via well-embrace-the-world-in-grey)

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firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

(via 2rsquared)

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neyagawa:

badgoku14:

THE YEAR OF THE LUIGI REIGNS ON

why the fuck you measuring time in beyblades

neyagawa:

badgoku14:

THE YEAR OF THE LUIGI REIGNS ON

why the fuck you measuring time in beyblades

(via infiniteattenuation)

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