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pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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lissanaria:

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myladycatelyn:

The houses of Game of Thrones reimagined as modern brands (x)

i think i choked on tears at ‘Frey celebrations’

Manderly Catering Services 

Lmao.

*snoooort*

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hype-hop:

Jay-Z x Bill Clinton x St. John’s University Basketball Team

The first black president

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hype-hop:

Prince William x Kanye West x Prince Harry x Diddy

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boara:

Stole this from the Game of Thrones subreddit, I just couldn’t stop laughing

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moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*
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rubberbandgirlme:

if cap3 isn’t called “captain america and falcon: we’re up all night to get bucky”, i’m not watching it

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